1. The 'Daily Mail Reporter'

"Aren't those dresses a bit out of your price range Kerry Katona?"

Thats the sort of thing my mum says. Its part of her argument against people on benefits."How come they can afford satellite television and cigarettes?" Put simply - not your business you smug, suburb-living,Per-Una wearing apology for a person.
Your score is 5/10, room for improvement.

Action required - write about something proper.

2.Samcam

"Quits full time job"

We feel this is silly,chucking a nice job just so she can serve Rich Tea biscuits while Dave's sharpening the Tory establishment's pencils. So is being married to "C3PO with ham". So is having his children.The list is endless.
Your score is 2/10, almost a lost cause.

Action required - Assume a new identity and flee.

3.Adam Boulton

Barely suppressed rage during "discussion" with Alistair Campbell.

This startling behaviour suggests an angry sixth former who has not prepared for his debate with the school egg head. It seems odd for someone who is puports to be a political editor to be so biased and rubbish on the telly.
Imagine Nick Robinson behaving like that.
Your score is 1/10
Action required - anger management and watch all Nick's coverage to see if you can spot the difference.

4. The woman with the plastic face who treated me like a doorman in Selfridges today.

Hey , botox face , you have hands.Use them or say thank you.

Your score is 7/10

Action required- stop dressing head to toe in Juicy Couture it gives me the Heebie Jeebies.